Party Conversations and Conflicts

So you're Shane?

Yeah. What are you guys doing here? Celebrating Chewbacca?

No, it's the WCWBA. And just so you know,

Will needs some space.

Oh, okay. I'll have a beer.

I'm not a waitress.

Really? You're so young and pretty, I thought you were a waitress.

What kind of beer do you want?

I don't know, surprise me.

Hey, what was your name?

Kathy.

Kathy, great rack.

Oh.

Really great.

Kathy.

That was fucking easy.

Hey, I'm, uh, Cal.

Eh.

Nice to meet you. I'm set. Hell of a party.

You wanna see me chug this?

No.

Oh.

They got more of these at the bar, right?

Willie boy, what are we doing here?

I'm mingling.

Yeah, he's having fun. Is that okay with you?

Oh my God.

Yeah. I'm having fun. Is that okay with you?

Dude, I leave you alone for two hours, you start dressing like a Black vampire.

Thank you.

What, Kathy, you're giving him beer?

Yeah, Kathy fucking rocks.

He said I have a nice rack.

Mm-hmm.

Excuse me.

Can I ask why you guys were invited to this event?

Relax, Jenny.

I invited them.

And why did you do that?

Because they are a female-owned business.

Holy shit, you told them that?

So you lied.

I knew it. I knew Walmart lady didn't own a business.

Shh.

Shh.

Did you just shush me?

No.

Yeah, fill that up all the way to the top. Thank you.

I'm gonna be straight with you. This is a nice event, and we worked

really hard to put it together, and you all are

trash.

Wait. Aren't you the lady having an affair with

Max?

What?

Kyla, shh.

No, no, no, no. That's Nicole.

Kyla, that's an open secret everybody knows.

Shut up.

You pig.

Nicole?

Nicole, yes. Yeah, we did.

Okay. Okay, let's all calm down. I don't like this.

Oh my God, shut the fuck up, Kathy.

Don't talk to her like that, Jenny.

And Moira, your new lips look like shit.

You said you could barely notice.

I-

You bitch.

Oh, I'm gonna come.

Okay, okay. Let's calm down. She may not own

that business, but we do have a member of the LGBT

community here

tonight at our event.

Wait,

what? I'm not, I'm not gay.

What?

What? No, I'm not, I'm not gay.

Were, were you, were you just pretending?

No, I wasn't pretending. This is just who I am.

No, Will is gay, but he actually likes women.

He's like a new letter in the thing.

I, I, I mean, it, it's a little complicated,

but that's true.

I mean, yeah, before he came here, he was actually hoping to get jacked off by

one

of you.

That's not true.

That's true. We talked about it.

No, it's not, Shane.

Did we talk about it?

Oh, we talked about it, but that's not what I'm doing here,

and you know that.

Uh, all I said was that if there was like a beautiful woman that,

that wanted to

do that, then, then I would.

Oh, like you wouldn't get a hand job from one

of these women.

I can't believe you talk like that.

Yeah, I would though.

Hey, Will, I think we can get you in the magazine

after all.

Yeah, fucking Count Wackula tries to get a hand

job at the Chewbacca party.

You look great.

You two gotta get the fuck out of here right now because you're ruining my good

friend's big night.

Yeah.

Oh, thank you, Kathy.

Did we need to smack you that hard?

It's okay.

Sorry.

Oh, God, I love you. I'm so sorry.

Oh.

Oh, I love us.

What the fuck is going on in here?

Your lips look really good.

Thank you.

Natural.

Hey, you guys get the fuck out of here now.

Yeah.

You guys are gross.

Hey, thanks, Kathy.

Yeah, well, thank you. We really did have a lovely time.

Take off the fucking merchandise.

I'll Venmo you for it.

I'm getting the fuck out of here.

Are you?

No hand job.

Shane.