Comedian Jokes About Soccer, ICE and a Mexican Audience Member

You have an accent. I'm not American. Yeah.

You're from Mexico? Wonderful. So ICE is on... No, I'm kidding.

You're talking about gay football, the World Cup?

Uh, what's the last one tomorrow? And then Amer- we can stop pretending anyone cares about soccer in this country.

Show me an American who says they care about soccer, and I'll show you a liar.

You what? Even better, I live in Montreal, in Canada.

You live in Canada. You've named so many gay things in four minutes.

Are you a refugee, or you're like, you're hoping to leave, like- Are you, like, the supportive boyfriend that's here tonight?

Or- Are you... No. Did you come knowing what this was tonight?

Yes. Yes? Ah, bienvenidos. Oh.

Oh. I will call ICE after I leave.

I know that ICE is just for the borders.

The more you do this, the more I wanna finish the bit by calling ICE.

I'm just joking.

Oh, you can take videos, you film it. That's right.

I like your politics, but you're talking a lot, so I still might support you.

I encourage, like, mild participation in this.

You know? But at some point, you're like becoming...

I'm gonna have to pay you for featuring on my show.

You know what I mean? Like, that's gonna be a tax issue for us later, but it's not a lot, 'cause we'll support you.

You're a lot of fun. Mostly.