Controversial Commentary on Israel

Stop covering up for Israel!

100%! And that's not enough you do three hours a day at your moon base.

Of the three hours,

I want 24 hours a day attacking Israel, or you work for them!

I have the high and mighty! Say you love Hitler!

He's back! He's back, everyone!

You think your little podcast is going to save you?

Shut up, you stupid American!

- I want you to know... - We've moved on, we've moved on, Alex.

There's going to be a new 9/11 soon, and you'll learn to lick our boots.

Just wanted to let you know I'm watching.

Mark Levin is watching.

But I swore, I swore we'd move on. I swore we'd move on from the Israeli topic.

Even I can only take so much of this.

Stop covering up for Israel!

100%!

And that's not enough you do three hours a day at your moon base. Of the three hours,

I want 24 hours a day attacking Israel, or you work for them!

I have the high and mighty! Say you love Hitler!

Yes, sir.

Actually, we don't love Hitler. It's a joke. It's, it's, but, look, oh, but we don't have Hitler around anymore. We have instead...

"C'mon, die for Israel."

- Well, Mark Levin. - We've moved on.

I think Mark Levin is actually Hitler's penis. They cloned Hitler's penis,

put it into a pig. Oh, actual real...

They got us. This is us behind the scenes.

- We have to tuck our curls up every time we go live. - This is actually true.

It's a pretty good edit. I don't know who did that, but it looks very good.

Man, I'm not that wrinkly yet, though. Jesus Christ, dude.

See, but if we looked like that, can you imagine what we could say and get away with?

It'd be great. We could say whatever we wanted. We could call for...

But, you know, out of all Hasidic Jews, they have a hundred different, they all fight with each other.

- That's true. - Like, like, like I saw this anti-Israel video and it's like,

"Stalin was with the Jews and..."

No, no, Stalin sat there and played possum with Trotsky and Lenin, and then he killed both of them,

you know, first Lenin, then Trotsky, and then fucking purged all the Jews. That's why he was a hero over there.

So, like, I see these videos, they have a little bit of history, but they don't have the whole thing. It's very frustrating.

Yeah, absolutely. I don't know if you saw...

There you go.

- We were talking earlier about, you know... - Is that Mark Levin approved?

Does Mark Levin appreciate this?

It looks pretty good. I think you could, I think you could rock it all the time.

I don't think this needs to be a novelty. I think it's a good look.

Well, you see when they morphed me over Hitler?

It does, you do have, I mean, the German, the German elements come out, for sure.

I'm done. I'm done talking about Israel.

I'm, I'm only...

Back on Israel now!

You know, the Nazis are so funny, though. Back when I used to like have Nick Fuentes on the show,

and then I would come in and say, I was supposed to be part of the show, I'd come in and be like,

"Don't cover Israel." People thought that was real. It's like, it's a joke, dummies.

I know.

But those guys know that. I'm telling you, what I'm saying is, the low IQ anti-Semites, it's a real thing.

Yeah, it is. I was saying today, I saw somebody, a church was on fire, and it was people going,

"We know this is Mossad, we know this is Israel," and it's like, guys, they do a lot,

- they aren't responsible for literally everything. - Yeah, yeah, and also...

That's, you're completely off the mark.

Look, I like this light on for you. Why don't you turn it off?

- It's the glasses. It reflects on the glasses. - No, it's good. It looks more psychotic.

Come on.

You like it?

- I thought you turned this on. I'm the boss. - Don't tell him. Don't tell him.

- Get in there. - No, it's too bright.

No!

- The audience doesn't like it. - You're too close. You're too close.

They made me promise. Ah, fire weapons, ah! I'm going to keep doing it.

He's trying to turn, he's trying to turn on the, the eye light.

It's too bright. It's too bright.

- See? - Oh, they're showing him. Don't, why...

- No! - No, I like the darkness.

- Let me, let me be in the dark. - You got canine teeth.

- No, well, what can I say? - Vampire. - Oh wait, you're blocking me.

Let me see what it looks like, come on.

- I'm telling you, it's the reflection's too much. - In your head, stop, let me see.

- Look. - Go to the other show.

I'm glowing, I don't know. See, the glasses, you don't find that distracting?

- No, you're right, that's not good. - It's not good.

- I think I look better without it. - Oh, go back to him.

That's right. Whenever I wear contacts, we'll turn it on.

I'm crushing your head! Crushing your head!

Mark Levin here, I'm crushing your head!

This is what Israel doesn't want out.

This is what they really, this is why we're such a danger to them.

Can you even hear him? He's not even mic'd. It's just me talking to myself at this point.

No, we're done. We're done.

I mean, we could keep, I mean, do you want to? I mean, we could. I mean, you know, if we want to keep talking about Israel, I have literally more stacks that we could go through.

It could be, it could be an endless report. They left the eye light on, by the way. Now the eye light is still on.

And the reflection's terrible. I don't know who's...

Attack Israel! Attack Israel! Attack them! Heil Hitler!

Oh!

Look, somebody got into the shilajit gummies, that's all I'm saying. Somebody's overdosing on shilajit around here.

It's not me.

Couldn't be me.

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