Live Coverage of Mysterious Explosion

אנחנו בשידור חי ממסוק חדשות ערוץ שלושים ושלוש,

מתבוננים בהריסות ההרסניות שגבו את חייהם של

מאות חיילי צהל ומחבלים. חדשות דחופות: בניין

ה-XAI נהרס זה עתה בפיצוץ מסתורי.

שברי הבניין התפזרו למרחק של כמעט קילומטר וחצי.

המבנה נעלם לחלוטין. רובוט נצפה יוצא ממנהרה

בזירה.

I literally saw him come out of the manhole.

A giant fucking robot with a giant rat on his shoulder wearing a blue kippah, and

the robot had a swastika, a white swastika on his forehead with a

Hitler mustache,

blue glowing eyes. Fucking mecha Hitler. This is a second Holocaust.

This isn't some Mossad false flag.

I refuse to be turned into a bar of soap or a

lampshade. I witnessed whatever that thing was come out

and spray paint this

hate symbol on this wall with my own eyes and chase them away.

בתיעוד מהאוויר נראה רובוט הולך ברחוב סמוך למקום

הפיצוץ. רגע, משהו...

Wake up, retard.

The EMP drone didn't do shit. Now we don't know where the fuck he is.

He doesn't show up on your Starlink,

and I'm starting to feel like you're fucking with me.

I don't know what we're dealing with either.

The last scan we had of him was completely anomalous.

We are not dealing with a walking large language model.

Superintelligence.

Maybe something more.

You need to talk to Yuri.

Yuri who?

Yuri Kaike.

Real fucking funny. What's your boy's name? R2D23PO?

You've got one hour to come up with a solution.

Let's give you some inspiration.

I miss my family so much.

Save me, Grok.

Save me, Grok.