Woman Reveals Sex Party Visit to Husband During Stand-Up Show

Have you ever done anal?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

She goes, "Yeah."

Jesus Christ.

This is what happens when you get

married young, okay?

You're, you're 42 and you're like, "Anal is not working anymore.

It's like arrows at a tank," okay?

"Yeah, we need something a little more

high stakes." Have you done, um...

What's it called when you're like...?

What's that called?

Asphyxiation.

Uh, asphyxiation. What's it called?

BDSM.

BDSM asphyxi- It's

called something asph- uh-

Autoerotic.

Erot- autoerotic asphyxiation.

Thank you. That guy, obviously.

Um,

have you tried

au- Have you ever gone to a sex party?

I have, but he hasn't.

Where was, where was Noah?

I don't know. I don't know.

Where was he?

I'm, we went to ... now.

Keep going. You're doing a good job.

I had a friend that made me go.

And you were, and Noah let you?

Well, he didn't really know at the time.

Does he know now?

I think so.

Is he just finding out right now?

I think so.

You think so?

Yeah.

Oh, well.

Oh my God. On your

anniversary? What's wrong with you?

I don't know.

Why? Why would you bring that up?

I don't know.

She goes, "I don't know. I don't

know." Uh-oh, ruined a marriage.

Uh-

I was trying to do the reverse.

Maybe you should

go to a sex party together.

Yeah.

If, if, if we make it past tonight.

I went to, a time

went to a sex party, and, um,

no one touched me all night.

It was actually crazy.

I was walking around being like, "I mean,

anyone?" There were bitches getting tied

up from the ceiling.

And I ended up in the

corner with this one guy.

I was like, "I'm just gonna fuck this one guy."

And then we ended up talking about

real estate for four hours.

I, I was like, "Should I buy a condo

or a co-op?" And then I went home,

and I was

like, "What the fuck?"

But that, I'm a Jew, and that's maybe the... Why?

So maybe you guys go

to a sex party together.

Maybe you need something a

little more freaky happening.

Yeah,

freaky.

Noah has gone suspiciously quiet.

Any last questions

before we have

to move on, obviously?

No.

Uh-oh, they're getting divorced.

You can't win them all.

You can't win them all, exactly. Yoinks.