English transcript

Get him! Get him, Mike!

Oh, God.

Oh!

That animal!

Shit!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh, my God.

Crazy, right?

You had lunch, too?

Hell, yeah. Nice to see you.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Best friends are like

two hundred dollars.

Oh, that was a good one.

The dude in the white is

fucking with my ex right now.

What's white?

Oh, the one in the car.

Oh, they're both

being honest.

Oh, you're just gonna let him do that?

You're just gonna let him

beat the car up, bro?

Like, no, seriously.

You're just gonna let him?

Oh, shit.

Is this scripted?

Take it out, then!

Stop running away, then!

I'm right here, bro!

I just came in here

in case you got in the car.

Well, because you wouldn't have

been talking to me, that's why I wouldn't do that.

Shut up.

Screw it up.

Dude.

Actually, I told you

to shut the fuck up.

You're a pussy.

You're a fucking dildo.

He didn't even dent it, though, so he's a bitch.

You should just

fuck it.

Yeah, cool!

Yeah!

Fuck that bitch!

Fuck that bitch!

Yeah!

Yeah!

You got that on video?

Yes!