Comedian Discusses Controversial Topics

This week, I actually hit a million followers on Instagram.

Thank you, thank you.

You've definitely seen me before.

You are a f****** racist.

I'm actually a professional racist.

Growing up in New York, I was

always in rooms with liberals who just assumed

I agree with them because I'm liberal passing.

We're dating the same men.

We're definitely not dating the same men.

I am in the liberal hellscape

People are coming up to me all over the place

to tell me that they're closet conservatives,

that they're hoping to leave the city at some point,

like I'm the Harriet Tubman of the Underground Republican Railroad.

By the way, I'm super glad that I brought up

the least sensitive topic on Earth right now, which is Jews with guns.

This is not an ad.

This is actually something I received.

Because the thing is,

pit bulls are like...

muslims.

There are a million people just as racist as all of you.