japanese → English transcript

I've been disappointing people my whole life.

It's not just my parents.

I mean, even as a kid I was big and stood out.

At first people were like, "Wow, an amazing guy!" but soon they'd go, "Oh—he's just an idiot," and be fed up with me.

Then when I grew up I ended up annoyingly good-looking for no reason.

So women would gush, "Wow, so handsome!" but before long they're like, "Oh—so that's your type," and get disappointed.

So I don't want my teacher—no, of all people, my teacher—to be disappointed in me.