Discussion on Sex and Dating Experiences

Um, okay, how do we feel about sex on the first date?

Well, so, I, like, what do you consider, what do you consider a date?

Oh, are you going on dates?

Yeah, but I, like, I feel like when you, like, there's certain circumstances

where you meet somebody at a party and, yeah, you have sex and then that's it.

You know that's what it is. You're not thinking you're gonna marry this person.

That's fair. Yeah. Are you down for a one night stand? Yes.

I don't have many of them. I'm sitting here sounding like I do.

So when I do,

I'm like, oh, fuck, yeah, I should have done this in my 20s.

I was married from the time that I was, like, having sex to the time that I had my last relationship.

Then I had children.

Who has fucking time for dates and shaving and waxing and makeup?

And like, I've got two children that have to go to school.

Then I, like, I gotta, like, this shit's on a time, like, we got, do you need me to send you a call time?

I'm obsessed. And it's this, you got two hours, like, what's happening? Because,

like, I need to know.

Do you have any sex tip for the girls?

Sex tip? Like, what does that mean? Like, what does that mean? Like, how to have good sex? How to what? Have an orgasm? Anything.

Anything that, like, you think girls could just, like, you're hot, you're having good sex. Okay, you're, like, I almost choked.

I am the last person to ask.

I'm, like, sounding very cocky here, but I think it's because I have found this freedom in my 40s where I'm like, oh my God, so I just want to say this in perspective.

I've probably had three one night stands in my entire life.

But I did just recently fuck a 26-year-old and it was really fucking amazing.

Fuck yes. Yes. And I've never done that. And I was like, oh, this is great. Okay.

Let me just say that 26-year-old is the luckiest fucking man walking on this goddamn planet.

He's walking different today, knowing.

Oh my God. He for sure is not. But thank you.

No, he is.

He is.

I will just say this, like, I wish that this goes back to, I think this is kind of like a thread throughout our conversation.

Women who come across as confident,

women who come across as, like, outspoken,

ones that wouldn't speak up for themselves,

tend to also be in bed people who want to please males. Like, and I have found this in my experiences with talking to other women about this.

Isn't it strange? Like, we should be the ones that are like, fuck you. Like, I'm going to have an orgasm. And yet, I,

my whole life was so concerned about-

Same.

The same?

Okay. Oh my God. So my advice would be this.

Don't fucking do that.

For two reasons. You're going to have better orgasms.

And guess what? Your man's going to like that. They're going to have such a better time too. Yes.

It's so true. It's really hard.

I think back to my 20s and I, and in college, like, I was so thinking I was doing the right thing. And

when you get the feedback of how great it was, and then you're walking away feeling great, but then you're also like, I don't know if I've even had an orgasm in my life before, like this is kind of,

is this what it's supposed to do and be and what?

And then the minute, and it takes reps, like sometimes it just takes you like getting, because no man is like, unless he's the most amazing man in the world, which go find him, but no. Not gonna happen.

It's all these men, it's about them. And they're not actually being like, I know it takes you longer than my fucking dick just getting off in two seconds.

So it's like, it's a process to you advocating for yourself in the bedroom being like,

hold on. And actually then speaking up, but it takes time.

But I agree. Once you hit that part of your life where it's not just like, oh, I'll just like do it. And

then like, he'll get off and like, I'm like faking it. Your life changes. And practice helps.

You just have to practice and then you'll figure it out. Yeah.

That's good advice, see? Yeah, yeah. In the safe way, please. Okay, yeah, yeah. Oh yeah, please. Please for the love of God.

Okay, what is the biggest dating disaster you've ever had? Oh my God.

I had a guy once asked me to make out with his nose.

Which was really, really, probably one of the most bizarre asks ever.

Yes, in a very, like he was getting off on it.

What? That was really gross.

I would say aside from that,

nobody's ever asked me to do something that I was like, whoa, that's really fucking weird.

Like, I guess I'm,

I like weird shit.

Like I'm not like thrown by weird shit.

Like the nose thing was the weirdest thing. That'll

do it. Yeah, but I'm not like thrown easily.

So that's why I think I'm kind of like,

I'm like, oh, that sounds, well, let's see what happens.

Let's give it a try. Yeah.

Okay, we're gonna play a game. I'm having the best time.

Okay, you are? You are crying and we are laughing and we are choking.

I'm not, never gonna get over the bald comment.

That, jail for me.

Okay, all right. I'm gonna go through some dating scenarios and I want your opinion.

Are you in or are you out?

Wow, okay. Okay,

he tells you he loves you after one month.

That's usually what I would do.

Charlize, that's like a Charlize move.

Oh my God, this is like a constant joke between me and my friends.

This is how unhealthy I am. Like, I just will tell you I love you in a heartbeat.

Like, I've never understood this conversation. Like, have you ever had been in love?

I'm like, motherfucker, I'm in love all the time.

Like, while I'm fucking you, I'll tell you I love you.

Like, and for a long time I was like, this is not healthy and then I just went, you know, this is who I am.

Like, honestly, like I'm not gonna beat myself up over this anymore.

So, I'm gonna say that's okay.

I don't know if I wanna hear it from a guy though. Fair.