Red Pill or Blue Pill: A Profane Choice About Reality

Okay, motherfucker,

time to pick what you're swallowing.

Blue pill,

five minutes, your sorry flabby ass is back in bed.

This conversation never happened.

You forget me,

I forget your sorry ass and that ugly fucking face.

Everybody wins.

Or swallow this red pill,

and you'll finally find out just how deep the White Rabbit's asshole goes.

I don't know, man. I don't do drugs.

I barely take medicine. What if that shit does something bad to me?

You know what?

Sometimes you're better off not knowing.

Beats finding out what a fucking shitshow reality really is.

Fuck you and your White Rabbit.