Discussion on Positive Racism in Society

I don't think we talk enough in this country about positive racism.

I think very positively about certain groups. I know what they're good at.

Like, I want my barista to be a liberal

freak.

Like, a freak of nature.

I want them to have piercings in places that I don't even know could be pierced.

Right? You guys know these types, right?

You go in, you're like, "I don't know what you are"

Right? They're so androgynous at this point,

they're not even like a different

gender. They're like a different species.

Kind of like when the Homo sapiens split off from the Neanderthals but they were

still having sex for a little bit.

Um, yeah.

So I want that for my barista. I want my taxi

driver to be Hindu.

I want my lawyer to be Jewish.

I want my sports team to be Black.

We wanna win.

I want my cleaners to be Hispanic.

Mexican preferably, but I'm really not trying to be too picky.

I would like my nail tech

to be Asian.

I would like my dry cleaner

to also be Asian.

I would like my dentist-

Is it okay if he is?

-to also be Asian.

I'm gonna make sure all of that happens.

And I want my boyfriend

to be white.