Discussion on Conspiracy Theories and Technology

Oh, they got a cure for cancer. See, it's all big

business.

So, so you're saying UNICEF is a scam?

It's the perfect cover for a money laundering operation.

And nobody can track all those kids with those little orange boxes of

change.

So what's up, diggity dog?

Jerry and I just signed up with the Senior Citizens Volunteer Agency.

Same thing Elaine's doing.

Oh, that's too bad.

Now, don't say I didn't try to warn you.

What are you talking about?

Oh, Jerry, I'm surprised at you.

What?

It's a con.

Con-

These agencies are usually a front for some money laundering

scheme, or they're bunco artists bilking people

out of their life savings.

Oh, yeah.

Where do you get this?

The alternative media, Jerry. That's where you hear the truth.

I think we can help you.

See, unfortunately, the medical establishment

is a business like

any other business, and business needs customers,

and they want

to sell you their most expensive item, which is unnecessary surgery.

You see, it's in the best interest of the medical

profession that you remain

sick. See, that ensures good business.

You're not a patient, you're a customer.

Yeah.

What's the matter?

You all right?

Don't ever question my instincts, because my instincts are honed.

Look at that.

What now?

Look, look.

Look.

"Hospital receives grant to conduct DNA research.

Government funds genetic research at area hospital." Yeah, so?

Pigman, baby. Pigman.

If I have to hear about this Pigman one more time...

Hey, I'm telling you, the Pigman is alive.

The government has been experimenting with pigmen since the '50s.

Oh, would you stop? Just because a hospital's conducting DNA

research doesn't mean

they're creating a race of mutant pigmen.

Jerry, will you wake up to reality? It's a military thing.

They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.

Do I really miss the Bermuda Triangle.

I guess there's not much action down there these days.

Oh, there's action. There's plenty of action.

It's that damn alien autopsy that's stealing all the headlines.

Yeah, tell me about it.

So what do you think of that alien autopsy?

Oh, that's real.

I think so, too.

You would think they're gonna have the flying cars already.

Yeah, they have been promising that for a while.

Years. When we were kids, they made it seem like it

was right around the corner.

I think Ed Begley Jr. has one.

No, that's, that's just electric.

What about Harrison Ford? He had one in Blade Runner. That

was a cool one.

What's the competition, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

What do you think the big hold up is?

The government is very touchy about us being in the air.

Let us run around on the ground as much as we want.

Anything in the air is a big production.

Yeah, right. And what about the floating cities?

And the underwater bubble cities?

It's like we're living in the '50s here.