Conspiracy Theories About Hollywood Stars

I figured it out. What's that you ask?

Well, I figured out why Hollywood stars fake

their

deaths.

But Brad Pitt hasn't faked his death, you might be saying.

Well, are you sure about that? I'm sure by now you've seen

how there are pictures from our history that seem to

really match current day celebrities or

stars as some people might call them.

And well, what's going on here? Are these even real pictures?

Some of them are literal people from our past with no

names. That's not just a random picture.

That's Henry David Thoreau, a known person from history,

and Jimmy Fallon looking like a known Turkish revolutionary.

Eminem looks identical to a noted

economist, Harold Innis. There's clearly something going

on here, more than just lookalikes, and maybe they just

don't want you to know about it. Maybe they don't want you to know

that they're not

people at all. Notice how they're referred to as

stars. Do you know what the Book of Enoch says

about stars?

The Book of Enoch, which was conveniently removed from the Bible

for all the

truth it tells, and it talks about how fallen angels,

often referred to as

watchers, who are described as the seven stars

or like great

burning mountains. These passages connect celestial imagery,

specifically stars, with divine beings,

potentially a- indicating that stars falling from heaven in other

texts like Revelation could symbolize spiritual beings.

They're referred to as stars, and they are literally given a

star in the Walk of Fame. And if you just

hold off your judgment for one second and consider that

maybe there are actual spiritual beings

among us, and that we live in a much more spiritual

realm than

we've been told, and that you realize, well, I think you'll see that

what I have to say about why they fake their deaths

is right on par. Now, back to Brad. Brad's still among us,

right? I mean, he's here. Brad's alive and well.

But have you ever noticed how much he resembles

James Dean?

How much he really resembles James Dean.

And hey, that's a A's hat. I know it's athletics,

but it's almost like

it could be angels.

They match up so well that every single facial feature

from chin to mouth to nose to eyes to eyebrows to

forehead line match perfect. And I bet you would never guess

that they have a whole lot,

a whole lot of similar mannerisms and

movements and exact same

positions in their movies. What are the

odds of that? What are the odds of that, that they moved

so similarly

that they have the same mannerisms, that they look so much alike, that their

faces are perfectly symmetrical?

But just ask yourself that. What are the odds?

What are the odds of this? What are the odds?

I would like you to think of what are those odds that they look

alike, that they move alike, that they speak alike, that

they're put in the same type of positions in movies?

Not very likely.

What are the odds that they would also have the exact same

three

exact markings

on their noses?

If you're anything like me, you understand those odds are

impossible.

Impossible.

There they are looking the same again.

But of course, there's more because I want to show you

something else.

I've done this before, but I want to show you the exact same

markings on these two

arms. One there, one there, one there, one

there,

one there, and one there. Identical.

And well, one of those arms belongs to Benicio Del

Toro, and the

other belongs to Brad Pitt. Because not only do these

stars, angels, fake their deaths

because they don't want you to know how abnormally long they

would be living in your presence,

so they have to change roles so they can continue just living

their abnormally long, maybe never-dying life.

Not only do they do that, but they also play other roles

at the same time, AKA Brad, who used to be

James Dean, who also plays Benicio Del Toro.

And then they give nods

that is kind of mocking us, but also kind of giving nods to people,

like how

James Dean's mother died when he was nine years old.

And guess what? Benicio Del Toro, who's a character, he's not

a real person. He's Brad Pitt's alter ego who

accepted an Oscar from Angelina Jolie.

Go watch my movie on or my video on Brad and

Benicio.

And Benicio, his mom died when he was nine.

What are the odds of that?

With everything else, what are the odds of that?

Ask yourself. What are the odds that they look so similar and

have such perfect symmetry and have the exact

same three

facial markings on their nose, the exact same?

They move the exact same. Watch this.

He does this little hand roll here. Maybe you missed it.

Ready and it's hard to see, right there. Hand roll.

Oh, and the mockery. The mockery is always there.

Pitt to follow James Dean's footsteps.

Brad Pitt's interested in taking the role originally played by James Dean.

Look, I can't even tell they're-- these are AI.

I can't even tell which is supposed to be which.

One-- That actually looks more like Benicio than

either of them.

That might be Brad. I don't know. AI can't even tell the difference.

That should tell you something.

That's James Dean, just like that's James Dean, just like

that's James Dean. Oh, and for people who haven't seen my Brad as

Benicio

videos, Benicio Del Toro. Benicio means Benedict.

Benedict Arnold was a big liar. Del Toro means of the

bull. Bull, if it's not talking about the animal,

means a lie. So traitor of the lie.

They're just laughing at you that you think he's a real person.

I mean, look at that.

That's Brad Pitt

with some cosmetics on and some--

Maybe not. Maybe he's an angel, and he can just

shapeshift.

I've said too much. I've said too much because they're

probably not gonna

allow this one because I've said too much.

Usually, I dumb it way down because they don't want

you to know this.

So that-- Honestly, it's why I'm so sarcastic because

if I just come

out and tell you the information like I would like to,

they take my video down.

So fingers crossed that they don't take this one down because

now you know why they faked their deaths and why they're

called stars. And that one specifically, well,

if you haven't seen my videos on him

and you still vote, you might want to check those out.

Of course, all this is for entertainment purposes.

I know that fallen angels don't exist, and they definitely aren't here among

us and definitely don't

fake their deaths as stars so you don't realize that they

are undying beings or always here and at least here

during this Satan's little season that we're living in.

Entertainment only though, of course. I'm a satire account.

Come on, people.