Baptism Request and Humorous Exchange

You want me to baptize you?

Yes, Pastor. Baptize me.

Are you a new member in my church?

Yes, Pastor. I started yesterday.

You started yesterday?

Yeah.

So what, what, what's your problem?

Pastor, I want you to deliver me from the spirit

of ashau.

I don't just... Now I'm always knocking two-four-seven.

Wow.

I'm always horny.

You're always horny?

Yes.

So you just started my ministry yesterday?

Yes.

Yes.

Hmm.

How about we postpone this baptism?

To when? Pastor, I really need it now.

I want to stop knocking my life-

You don't have to stop when you get to me.

Okay?

Pastor, every man I see, I want to knock.

I'm also a man. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not look-

I knock different men knocking me.

Maybe, maybe after me you can get to baptize.

Just baptize me first.

Eh, brethrens, come, come, come, come. Don't, don't, don't go inside yet.

Don't go inside. I did not baptize you. You felt, you felt him by mistake, oh.

You have not repented yet.

Yeah.

You are still a sinner. Hmm.

Eh.

Brethrens, eh, others can go to the church.

Let me finish with the sister.

Uh, she needs some privacy with me.

I need to talk to her soul and spirit. Okay?

Calm down, calm down. Nobody see, okay?

Um,

can, can we just do quickly, yeah?

Yes, Pastor.

Eh?

Let me remove my pants.

Can, can, can we just do quickly?

Yes. Let me remove my pants.

All right.

Okay. Eh, the people will be coming, so you go inside water-

Okay

... so that people will not see, okay?

Okay.

One, two, go inside.

Come out. Don't come, come out. Come out. Don't come, come.

Oh.

Okay.

That was so good.

Eh.

Oh.

Yes.

So you want to deliver me now?

No, we'll find another pastor that will deliver both of us.

Eh.

Eh.

So you cannot deliver me?

We are all sinner now.

So I will call my senior pastor.

Eh.

Eh. So let's do one more round.

One more round?

Eh.