Building a New Civilization on Mars

Tired of Earth? Want to start a new civilization on Mars?

Um,

now you can.

Introducing

MarsX,

a, uh, load-bearing colony where super awesome

pioneers will get everything ready.

Join us and build the backup for civilization.

A backup only works if it runs without Earth,

so the whole job here is to make

this place run by itself.

We sold the house.

I'm honored to be a part of this.

Then there's the loader. It connects your brain to the super

intelligence,

the, uh, the big computer that runs every robot here.

It's there to help you.

At first,

the more it helps,

the more it can do.

The super intelligence runs hot. It needs a lot of cooling.

Now, Mars has water. It's just very, very deep, so we

found an alternative solution. Think of yourself as the first stage.

We like humans.

They were necessary. It's hardcore, you know?

There, there are some drawbacks, but it's really fun.

Low water alert.

Low water alert.

Thank you for your service and sacrifice.

We said we'd make life multi-planetary. We didn't say whose.