Funny Moments in Baseball Dugout

Murph will love this.

Okay, are you ready for the next one?

Oh, there's another one?

There's another one.

Okay.

This is gonna be good.

Lock in for this one.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna-

I wanna hear it

... lock in.

What's the funniest thing Murph has said to you or in the dugout?

To me?

Uh,

what, what do I choose from? Probably that

I need to go to graduate school soon, get my business degree.

Probably that, yeah.

Oh, God.

What is the funniest thing Murph has said to you-

Oh my God

... or in the dugout?

What's the funniest thing he's said in the dugout?

Can't say.

Can't say.

I can't even name one.

I don't know if I can repeat that.

I got two things. If you're tired, go to sleep, and if you're

weak, get stronger. Uh, he said both of those in, uh, I

think separate team meetings. Maybe they were the same one, but, uh,

those are

both team meeting quotes.

Um, probably telling me he's gonna tase me.

I think he said if I don't do a, uh, two strike bunt, I won't

play in the playoffs.

And I didn't do it, so I might not be on the roster.

It's like bacon and eggs.

I'll leave it at that.

Probably like, "You wanna go... You want me to go get that ball for me u-

off the

concourse?" Something like that.

I don't know. He's said s- several things about Sal that's hilarious,

so any one of

those options.

Let's just say,

let's say it references

my walk-up song.

I mean, it wasn't specifically to me, it was to everybody.

We had a team meeting

and he told us, "If you're tired, go to sleep."

I thought that was good.

He said one time, "If you're tired, go to

sleep."

Honestly, I, I don't, I don't know. I don't know, he...

There's, there's way too many options.

Um,

he says every day, "Miss the anthem, miss the game."

That's a pretty good one. Um, don't miss the anthem.

To me?

If you're not gonna dive, we're taking you out of the game.

Most of it's just him making fun of me.

Uh,

he says stuff on the mound that's pretty funny sometimes.

He got Colton yesterday to go, uh,

see the, the Euchre statue. He told him w- somebody might be spying on us,

so he went up to the fourth deck and checked it out. That was pretty good.

I mean,

calling me Forrest Gump has to be up there. Like, that's so funny.

But, um,

no, I don't know. There's a lot of stuff I can't say,

but I think fo- Forrest

Gump would be probably the funniest that I can say.