SpaceX Trillionaire Skit: The Hunt for a Trillion Dollars

SpaceX has made me a trillionaire. Isn't that neat, Mr. Sprinkles?

You can say that again.

do you need something I hear you have a trillion dollars yes I am a trillionaire but I don't actually have a trillion dollar I want it there's no money give it to me hand over the trillion Come back with my money!

Where are you going with our trillion dollars, comrade?

I keep telling you, there is no money! He's hiding it!

he swallowed it. Let's cut him open and take it. I don't have a trillion dollars.

All that wealth is in my rocket company. He said the trillion dollars is in his rocket. Let's go get it.

Let's start smashing stuff until we find the trillion.

Good thinking there, Mr. Sprinkles. Those people were scary, but luckily they were extremely stupid.

Now let's go swim in the money vault! The trillion dollars is all mine!

바보야 빡친 사월이 바보야 걱정해 마포!

See any wealth here to redistribute? No, just red rocks.

Rats.