Comedy Skit about Trillionaire Wealth

SpaceX has made me a trillionaire. Isn't that neat, Mr. Sprinkles?

You can say that again.

do you need something I hear you have a trillion dollars yes I am a trillionaire

but I don't actually have a trillion dollar I want it there's no money give

it to me

hand over the trillion

Come back with my money!

Where are you going with our trillion dollars, comrade?

I keep telling you, there is no money!

He's hiding it!

he swallowed it. Let's cut him open and take it. I don't have a trillion dollars.

All that wealth is in my rocket company. He said the trillion dollars

is in his rocket. Let's go get it.

Let's start smashing stuff until we find the trillion.

Good thinking there, Mr. Sprinkles.

Those people were scary, but luckily they were extremely stupid.

Now let's go swim in the money vault!

The trillion dollars is all mine!

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빡친 사월이

바보야

걱정해

마포!

See any wealth here to redistribute?

No, just red rocks.

Rats.