Critique of FIFA and Soccer in America

oh but I've been enjoying not watching FIFA at all and not a big soccer guy I

don't want to watch a bunch of fucking greasy fucking fucks pretending they got

hurt and bullshit like that

I can't watch I want to watch hockey I want to watch two white guys just

fucking you know something interesting why do we have to it's I mean you know

why do we why did America have to do FIFA as if it wasn't looking like a

third world country enough they thought let's invite every dirty African and

Brazilian fuck-knows-what country to America to watch a soccer game and I'm

here going well I hope when it's over they leave because how'd you get in the

country uh FIFA

I'm on the FIFA visa you come for one game you stay for the rest of your life

soccer America I mean they they're already out of the tournament I mean

they America was not gonna win they're not gonna win the soccer the FIFA World

Cup because America is not a poor enough country to be good at soccer if you

wanted to be good at soccer your high school needed dirt floors and no roof

you know I'm saying like America the poorest against is basketball

the absolute poorest against is basketball which is you know basketball

poor is not that you know there's still some infrastructure somebody had to pave

that you know cement and somebody had to draw the circle and put the hoop up and

you know put the fence up to keep them in and you're walking by these

basketball courts like thank God they got this chain-link fence here but with

soccer they how'd they find this guy like oh he was they scouted him he was

kicking around a severed head in the jungle in Angola they talked you know

the interviews are there what was it like to grow up in

you know, Angola, they're like,

uh, uh, no good.

It's just like, what the fuck?