Transfer Talk for Chiwemane to Man United

If Chiwemane has a half a sniff of getting out of that club,

Man United have to be the first team at the door knocking

and make sure he can't even talk to anybody else.

Get him signed till delivered.

Chiwemane, I know we've had a few conversations in private,

but man, I know you watch the show,

looking down the lens right now at you,

behind these shades, there's only one club for you, man.

If you're looking to leave Real Madrid,

we are the club, Man United are the club, man.

If you want to make it happen, make the call.

That's what I'll do.

If not, you can always come to Arsenal.

You don't want to go Arsenal.

You don't want to go, you don't need him.

You don't want to go too long.