Political Commentary on Brazil's Resources

I want you not to vote on October 25th.

Hello, Brazil. Of course, you know me after all these years.

You know my movies, my songs, my heroes. We've gotten so close.

I think it's time to take our relationship to the next level. So let's talk.

Not about politics, nobody can stand politics anymore.

Let's talk about guns. See this beauty?

Two billion dollars each.

And this,

two million a pop.

Every one of my F35 jets needs about 400 kilos

of rare earths. You have the second largest reserve on the

planet, and you're just sitting on it. Lucky me.

Come on, amigo. Good boy.

I have to say, your country is huge.

Do you know how much it would cost to invade all that?

I don't even wanna think about it.

Um, coco, por favor. And to be honest,

I don't wanna waste my money on a war against you. That would be stupid.

That's

un-American.

So I prefer option two. Much cheaper.

You spend over nine hours a day on my platforms.

I don't need to invade your country, I just need to invade your opinion.