Casual Conversation About Fitness and Life

I swear everybody says I have ass, but like, I

swear it's going away. I'm taking my, my vitamins.

It looks... Wait. Whoa.

I'm taking all my .

It looks like you do.

I'm taking all my for it, you know what I'm saying?

Like, I'm trying to get it bigger. It looks big.

Yeah, that's what you... Wait, hold up. You gotta do the lift thingy.

You gotta do the lift thingy. That's how you know it's there.

Green Giant.

Yeah. Mm-hmm.

It's there.

Mm-hmm.

It's there.

I mean, you said, you said it. You, you feel like- ... I mean.

Listen, listen. Hello?

Yo,

yo, yo.

If you got... Whoa. I don't wanna say anything crazy-

What?

... but like I said, I'm really-

What?

... I'm really trying to lock in. If you got a- ...

if you got a Instagram, type it in real quick before he

interrupts.

I wonder where that nigga went. I don't know where he-

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I gotta drink. We, we gotta drink.

What the f- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

I swear to God, like no cap, like bro, I'm pulling this out my titty,

bro. Like,

wait, where is it?

Wait, where is it?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, yeah.

I swear to God, I'm not kidding. When I was on my way home, my

homegirls, they left me, right? My homegirls, they left me

on the way back to, to where we live, to the city that we live

in. Were on my way back, I seen these niggas.

They seemed like, they did seem like they needed help.

He said, "What do you want?" I said, "Hey, at least $10 an hour.

You know, I'm not, I'm not stingy, like $10 an hour."

Two hours of pulling

limbs. I got the nigga's name, address.

He's got my name, address. He's-

Wait, how'd you... Wait, how'd you, how'd you get the $20?

By pulling limbs.

I'm in there. What up, coach? What up?

What up? I'm in there. I'm in there. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, see, see, see you down, bro.

You didn't even see it coming.

You didn't even see it coming, my nigga.

You got a Inst-

What?

You know what? You got a-

What? What? What, what?

Nigga, where you at?