Exploring Unknown Artifacts on Social Media

This is a precursor.

We are fucking with shit that we do not understand

that will have consequences that we cannot comprehend.

These things are real.

A lot of you think you know who I am,

and you think you know what I do.

You've been watching me tell you the God's honest truths

for over three years all across the world on social media.

A little museum of artifacts.

It's gonna take me a little while

to process the information I've received and all the things that I've seen.

As you can see, we have made it to our destination.

In the next few weeks,

I'm gonna drop some content that's going to blow your fucking mind.

There is a whole bunch of weird,

wild shit right here at the front door.

If you look at what I'm holding in my hand,

this is a precursor.

I still don't know what to make of it.

I'm gonna need some help to figure out what this shit is.

To prove authenticity,

we will select certain people to come to the dig site.

If you think this is fake,

just follow the fucking account

so you can see how fake I am and learn the truth yourself.

It's a precursor of things to come,

but I can tell you,

we are fucking with shit that we do not understand

that will have consequences that we cannot comprehend.

And I fucking know it.

And I'm gonna put it on social media

so everybody can know it too.

Joe is out.

Sometimes you can use money for good things.