Creepy Encounter in an Old Building
Oh my gosh, don't even.
What?
That's why it's always so cold in here. Hey, give me a hand.
Whoa, uh,
that's creepy.
You heard the history. This building has been
repurposed and subdivided so many times.
I bet there are little nooks and crannies all over the place.
Okay,
you stay here. I will be right back.
Yeah, like I'm really gonna let you just climb
through the gates of hell by
yourself. Have you ever seen a horror movie?
Fine.
You can come.
Yes.
Okay.
Okay, stay close.
Watch your step. Someone's been back
here.
Mm-hmm.
Now do you believe I didn't eat all the blueberries?
The ghost who's been living in our walls did.
So it's not a ghost. There is someone living in our walls.
I'm getting major stalker vibes.
Hmm.
Oh.
Yep, for Margaret Ward, 604.
What was that?
I don't know. I hope it was the pipes, though.
Okay, um, we're gonna go check it out.
I'll call it in.
Okay.
Watch your head.
Peepholes.
Ew.
Yeah.
Margaret's doing laundry on Halloween.
You should invite her to go out with us.
Yeah, right after we warn her she's being
creeped by a stalker.
Margaret!
Margaret! Look out!
I need to get in there.
There has to be a door or a hatch.
Get in there somehow.
You stay here.
Hey, police! Drop the weapon.
No, no, no.
Come on. Come on.
Yes,
yes!
Yes, yes!
Thank you. Yes, yes!
Yes. Look, last night was something out of a nightmare, and if
you're not feeling safe being here right now, we can get a hotel or something.
I've slept in a lot of creepy places.
Never had a badass superhero protecting me, so this is the safest
I've ever felt.
Aw.
Oh, hey.
Hey. I just wanted to let you know that if you hear any noises,
it's TID processing the scene,
not ghosts.
Yes, because ghosts do not exist.
Agree to disagree.
So, uh, did you decide what to do about your eggs?
Uh, I, I'm gonna make an appointment for a
consultation,
and then we'll see.
Sounds like a solid plan. And the fact that babies
are crying machines who never
sleep for more than three hours in a row, and you can't tell whether they're
smiling or have gas. And every time you change their diaper,
they pee on you,
don't let any of that dissuade you from the joys of
motherhood,
okay?
Well, when you put it that way, I mean,
I can't wait.
Me either.
Kidding. I don't wanna have a kid at least, like,
another year.
Again, kidding.
God, you're so easy.
Seriously, though, Jack is the best thing in my life,
and I wish the same
for you whenever you're ready.
Thanks.
I know you were just kidding, but, um, we should probably talk about birth
control
and, and, and, and just general sex education. Be good.
I'd rather be possessed.
Take it back.
It was a joke.
Take it back.
Fine, I, I take it back.
Thank
God.
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