Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg Comedy Skit

Did Starlink just ruin the possibilities of contracts with services in

Europe and other parts of the world because of the shenanigans that recently

happened with throttling in Ukra- Hold on, I have another call.

Elon Musk?

Oh, hi, Ryan. It's me, Elon. Uh, just because I said that Zelenskyy

has gone too far doesn't mean that I actually throttled the bandwidth of

Starlink.

Wink.

Uh, hold on. I have another call.

Mark Zuckerberg? Ha ha, you fool. 'Tis I, Mark

Zuckerberg, and Russia loves me more than you.

Oh, no, Russia loves me more than you. They love me way more than you.

Ha ha, you fool. No, Russia loves me more because I have

more users and more bots. Oh, oh, are you sure about that?

Because you just lost 3.7 million inauthentic accounts in an FBI raid,

and if Russia really loved you, they wouldn't have let that happen.

Ha ha, you fool. You may have carried the day, but I,

Mark Zuckerberg, will return to my home planet of Diarrhea,

and once I ascend, I will become stronger than you can ever

possibly imagine.

What the hell just happened?

Diarrhea.

Pee pee poo pee.