Conspiracy Theories and Government Control

Every time a new baby is born, the Federal Reserve issues a secret birth

certificate printed by a company called the American Bank.

That way, the government can use people as currency

to back the debt they have with

the World Economic Forum, which owns the central banks of every

nation on Earth.

But the WEF is just a front for the Council on Foreign Relations, which

masterminded the 9/11 attacks as a pretext to invade Iraq, take the oil, and

install fast food chains to make people slow, fat, and easily abductable by the

shape-shifting reptilian aliens it works with.

Now, back in the '30s, FDR made a deal with these reptilians to

exchange people for

technology. That was the basis of the New Deal.

But ever since, they've been slowly replacing all the

world leaders to create a

nuclear holocaust to make global warming real for their takeover.

That's how they made up the Cold War, by sending Laika to space to bite Neil

Armstrong while Kubrick was faking the moon landing.

Now, they're using satellite waves, contrails,

and measles vaccines as mind control

and fluoridating the water to keep people's gold fillings intact so they can

be

sent back to, you guessed it, the Federal Reserve, where all the

gold and birth certificates are stored by the real puppet master, the

World Monarch, who is himself only the servant of the

all-seeing eye who

controls everything in the world.

I was wrong.