Satirical Critique of the Red Line Protest, Hamas and Antisemitism

Thank you, Hamas. Your heroic deeds of October 7 have freed us from Auschwitz.

For decades, we had to put up with May 4 culture, guilt held us back and we tolerated them among us.

You know, that age-old foreign element. Because of Auschwitz.

But thank God, Israel is genocidal and we can let loose.

The Public Prosecution Service and our leaders are going along.

Brave mayors embrace the Palestinian victory flag.

Our diversity diva, Ms. Halsema, at the forefront.

A glorious European future awaits Hamas resistance fighters.

Their beds neatly made thanks to engagement à la NOS, NRC and Trouw.

On Sunday, we celebrate this triumph. With the red line, our NGOs say: no money for genocide.

It began before '48. Enough is enough. Way past that line.

Together with Hamas and with Jews, good Jews, wanting to be convinced anti-Zionists, we say, “Death to Zionists.”

Go, Hamas! Long live October 7! The star ad is joining in too.

Amnesty bought TV spots. Anything for the Palestinian.

We’re lucky to have him, he’s got it. Uyghurs, Papuans, or Palestinians oppressed by Arabs.

No Jewish opponent. Museumplein stays empty.

But a Palestinian with a Zionist enemy, great!

Everything in one. Capitalism, colonialism, imperialism, Zionism, racism, child murder, Islamophobia, apartheid.

Right up our alley. But they say, “You forget that Palestinians are also unfortunate because of the oppression by their own tyrannical leaders.”

And you turn the Nakba into a myth. But of course, we have nothing to do with facts.

We write our own history. It’s about us, about feelings and peace.

We followed our own moral compass. Gaza is the new Never Again.

The Zion—the Zionist, the new Nazi. They're just Nazis.

Everyone, come on Sunday! Come on, tell me, is there a better way to spend your free time than standing up against child murderers?