Japanese → English transcript

Whoa

But I was really like, “No, no, no, that’s not it,” because it wasn’t

You’re going too far

Huh, you don’t tell her to take a bath? Like, “Go get in already”

I mean, you do say that, right

Like, “If you’d dry my hair for me, I’d go in”

So I went in

Because you said that

But I’m over here like, “I wanna get the laundry done today”

So it’s like, “Okay, let’s go with those conditions”

Then she washed my hair, dried it, and did the laundry

“Thanks, okay, I’m gonna go to bed,” like that

Whaaat

Same thing happened yesterday too

Yesterday too?

Yeah, so cut your hair today

Wow

I heard one more thing

Seriously, this morning’s incident

Don’t say it, do not say it, you

Anyway, in the end it made it onto the radio at the top of the hour

There was this incident

This morning I saw my big sister off

Like, “Bye-bye”

Then I went to go to the bathroom and opened the door

It was covered in vomit

What?

Huh?

Huh?

Like, “What?”

This morning?

This morning it was covered in vomit

And it was splattered all over the light and everything

So this morning, half awake, I was spraying cleaner and wiping it

The floor and everything down there were all covered in vomit too

I wiped all of that up

Was it overflowing?

It was overflowing

It was overflowing

It was overflowing

Whoa

Why didn’t she clean it up herself?