Humorous Navigation Misadventures

Captain, I mapped the fastest route home to Ithaca.

We don't need that. I have Google Maps now. Google Maps is wicked smart.

Navigate to Ithaca.

Navigating to Ithaca, New York. No, no, no, no. The other Ithaca.

Navigating to Ithaca Cafe on North 4th Street. No! Navigate home to Ithaca!

Navigating home.

Estimated travel time, three days. Sail!

We found a faster route that saves four minutes.

Four minutes? If Akai's right there!

Rerouting. Why are we going this way?

Heavy traffic ahead. What traffic? Make a U turn.

You just sent us this way! Rerouting.

Why are there so many of these locations on the map called Star...

Bucks? Even on Mount Olympus!

Latte for Susie!

Did you mean Zeus?

You have arrived.

Ten years, Odysseus? Seriously?