Dakota Johnson Hosts SNL with Turnstile

Hi, I'm Dakota Johnson, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with

musical guest

Turnstile.

Congrats on the Grammys, Turnstile.

Thanks, man.

Wow, do you guys always speak in unison like

that?

No.

Cool, 'cause that would be weird.

Definitely. Yeah. So weird.

Hi, I'm Dakota Johnson, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with

Turnstile.

Wow, what an amazing promo. This has been the most incredible 15

seconds

of my life. Thank you, Lorne. Thank you, Dakota Johnson, and thank you,

Turnstile. Good night.

Thank you, guys. Thank you.

Hi, I'm Dakota Johnson, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with

musical guest

Turnstile.

You know, this is the first time we've had a

hardcore band on the show since Fear

in 1981.

Yeah. They completely trashed the set.

They threw stuff around, they said things you cannot say on TV.

It was a mess.

You're not planning to do that, right, Turnstile?

Turnstile?

Turnstile.

Yes, Dakota.

Hi, I'm Dakota Johnson, and I'll be hosting SNL this week with

musical guest

Turnstile.

So Dakota, are you ready to thrash out with

Turnstile?

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna form a wall of death. You?

I would, but my doctor said I'm not allowed to

mosh.

Why?

I tip over too easily.

Apparently, I have the same center of gravity as an

Ikea lamp,

so

yeah.