Parody of Star Wars with Humor

What is it, R2-D2?

Help me, Obi-B Netanyahu. You're my only hope.

Wow, she's absolutely gorgeous.

These are not the Jews you are looking for.

What? We're not looking for Jews. There's a $5 toll to get into the city.

$5?

What do you need $2.50 for?

Oh dear, Master Luke. It appears we are being persecuted for our beliefs

again.

You're right, Coin Clippeo. I don't feel safe here.

It's very anti-symmetrical.

Watch out, Luke, he's coming right for you.

What? No.

Obi-B, that was amazing, how you protected us

back there. How'd you do that?

I am a Judahi, as are you, young Luke Skyburger.

That's impossible.

That'll be $30.

$30? What do you need $20 for?

Y- you all saw that. That woman was trying to kill me over

$5. Oh, my non-Jesus God,

Obi-B, I am a Judahi.

Come, young Skyburger, it's time for us to attack the planet of

Lebanon for

making us feel unsafe.

But we're gonna need a ship for that.

I know a pilot who owes me some favors.

Oy vey, Don Solo, this thing's a piece of

garbage. Can't it go any faster? Oy vey.

Fake news. This ship is amazing. It's the ship that got to Epstein's island

in 12 parsecs.

All right, take it easy, Jewpaca.

We are receiving a call from Planet Lebanon.

Uh, yeah, uh, hi. Uh, it appears you have a military

ship flying directly at our planet, but we only

have hospitals and schools for young girls on

this planet. So I was thinking maybe there was a mix-up.

He's not even man enough to take his mask off and say that hateful stuff to our

face.

Oh, no. What, this? No, I, I, I have tuberculosis.

Uh, this is how I breathe, hence the hospital planet I

mentioned earlier.

You can't fool us, you Lebanese scum. Fire the missiles, Don.