Parody of Terminator and Biblical Themes

I'm programmed to protect you.

Stop! Stop killing Judas.

But he's going to betray you.

I know.

Enjoying the night air, my brother?

Your robes, give them to me.

Oh, I come bearing many gifts, but I assure you my robes are not

among them.

What are you, some kind of wise guy?

Well, actually, yes.

He's back. Arnold Schwarzenegger is the Terminator

in The Greatest Action Story Ever Told.

Hasta la vista, baby Jesus.

All right, all right, settle down. Did I make enough?

Good.

Back to my sermon. Blessed are the-

Get down.

Come with me if you want to live.

What the hell are you doing?

They were going to arrest you.

I know.

And crucify you.

It's supposed to happen.

What are you, a glutton for punishment?

Brothers,

my time with you is almost over.

But for now,

let us eat.

Eat this.

You, you just don't get it, do you?

You have been targeted for termination.

I already told you, I'm supposed to die for the sins of

mankind.

I'm programmed to protect you.

Stop! Stop killing Judas.

But he's going to betray you.

I know. Look, look, I've got a lot on my mind right now,

and you're

really starting to stress me out, okay? Okay?

Conscious fire at 10 o'clock.

Give me that thing.

This Christmas, the meek shall inherit the

action.

Jesus.

Don't worry, he'll be back.

What?

Terminator 3,

the greatest action story ever told.

Bless this film.