0:00

Donald, why is there construction next door at midnight?

0:04

I don't know. Nobody builds near Mar-a-Lago without my permission.

0:08

I own the skyline, Melania. Legally and emotionally.

0:15

Is that... Hey, neighbors. I bought the lot next door.

0:18

45 million straight cash. We're gonna be neighbors, Donald.

0:21

I already ran fiber-optic cable under your driveway. You're welcome.

0:24

You bought the house next to me? There are a thousand lots in Florida. You picked the one next to the president?

0:29

Proximity to power increases productivity. I read a study.

0:33

Also, I need to borrow your Wi-Fi until Thursday.

0:35

My Starlink dish is backordered, which is embarrassing because I own Starlink.

0:39

He's not borrowing our Wi-Fi. He's absolutely not borrowing our Wi-Fi.

0:44

The password is classified. Only three people know it.

0:47

Me, Melania, and somehow Biden. I already know the password, Donald. It's TrumpIsTallerThanObama.

0:53

I'll help you pick a stronger one. How does he know that? How does he know that?

0:56

I'm moving back to New York. Barron, pack your bags.

1:01

You have 48 hours to build your own Wi-Fi.

1:04

After that, I'm building the wall between us. A real one.

1:07

Concrete. 30 feet. No windows. I'll make you pay for it.

1:10

Can it have solar panels? I'll design them. It'll be efficient.

1:13

They'll increase your property value. He's gonna increase my property value, and I hate that. I can't even argue with it.

1:20

Good night, America.

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