Argument Over Cheating and Gym Membership

You fucking fool.

Hey, Logan, I'm gonna go to gym. Love you.

Okay.

Actually, you know what? Uh, don't come back.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean, don't come back?

Don't come back.

Why wouldn't I come back?

I mean, I, I know that you've been seeing some guy from

Bumble. I...

You're cheating on me, and you don't even have a gym membership.

I canceled it three months ago.

Logan, I'm not cheating on you. I don't know what you're talking about.

You canceled my membership?

I've caught you on dating apps. I-

Well, I've been going to the gym every day,

so I don't know what you're talking

about.

How? You don't even have a gym membership. What gym are you going to?

Lifetime.

Exactly, and that's billed to my card.

You're so delusional.

I'm delusional-

Yeah

... because you're cheating on me?

Well, if you weren't such a man child that played with Legos every day,

I wouldn't

have to go seek attention somewhere else.

That's not a reason to cheat on me.

Oh, no, it's a perfectly good reason to cheat on

you.

You could have just left.

I don't wanna leave.

You could have just-

I wanna be with you

... just go. You don't need to be here.

No.

No.

No.

Just stop. I, I... No, we're done. Bye. Go.

No, I'm not leaving.

I'm sick of the delusions. I'm staying with you.

No, you're not.

Yes, 'cause you can't find anyone better.

I can.

You're not gonna find anyone better.

Just go to Chase. I don't care.

I'm gonna join a gym.

I'm done. I've already, I've already-

Give me your credit card. I'm gonna go open a new gym membership.

No, you're not, and I've already grieved this

relationship. I'm, I'm done.

I'm, I'm... Like, we're done.

Whatever. You're not... It's ridiculous.