Comedy Sketch in Ireland with Trump

Welcome to Ireland, Donald. My home is your home.

You hear that?

Yes. He gave us Ireland.

He offered hospitality.

Same thing. Very generous man.

Come with me, lads. Let me show you around.

Now, this is proper Ireland. Beautiful. Incredible grass.

Very historic. Hundreds of years.

That explains the lighting. Guinness, strong name.

Trumpness, stronger.

It's a traditional Irish pub.

Exactly. It's had enough time.

Never tell him something is traditional.

Dublin, great city, but we need something stronger.

New Washington.

Galway becomes Liberty Fence and Cork.

Actually, I like Cork, but Freedom City is better.

You've renamed three cities in 12 seconds.

Cliffs of Moher, one of Ireland's treasures.

Moher? Sounds like somebody clearing their

throat. Trump Cliffs.

Folks, we're making the Cliffs of Moher great

again.

Yeah, tremendous.

Great bones, tiny windows. Ballroom there, helipad through here.

Take this wall out.

Sir, that wall has stood since 1172.

So nobody's up to 800 years?

It's history.

That's realtor language for needs work. Who hired these landscapers?

They're sheep, Donald.

I know. I'm asking why they're employed.

Rename it Trump Ireland 2.

You already have Trump Ireland.

People love sequels.

Hold this.

No, absolutely not.

Oh, this I have to see.

What the fuck?

Trump, Trump, Trump.

You're very good. I'm better.

Of course he can river dance.

Look at this, Marco. Class. Ireland finally has class.

It had class before we got here.

Much better.

He's gonna kill you.

He'll thank me.

What the feck is all this Trump shite? It's Trumped-out everywhere. Jesus.

Fucker, I do love gold, though. It is kinda nice.

Fantastic trip. Beautiful country. Much better now.

Donald, when I told you my home is your home, I didn't mean literally.

Connor, you've gotta be more specific.

What's Scotland called?

Fucking guy. Gotta love him, though.