Japanese → English transcript

Sumitani’s… whoa, your collarbone is

Huh? Huh? Huh? Wait, wait, wait, wait a second,

Huh? Huh? Huh? Wait, wait, wait, wait a second,

Huh? Huh? Huh? Wait, wait, wait, wait a second,

え?

ちょっと待って待って待ってちょっとせいせいせいえ?

Huh? Huh? What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Did something happen?

Huh? Huh? What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Did something happen?

Huh? Huh? What’s wrong? What’s wrong? Did something happen?

What is it? Yeah— huh? Wait, wait, sunglasses… huh? No, this isn’t right… huh?

What is it? Yeah— huh? Wait, wait, sunglasses… huh? No, this isn’t right… huh?

What is it? Yeah— huh? Wait, wait, sunglasses… huh? No, this isn’t right… huh?

What is it? Yeah— huh? Wait, wait, sunglasses… huh? No, this isn’t right… huh?

What is it? Yeah— huh? Wait, wait, sunglasses… huh? No, this isn’t right… huh?

いやこれは違う...え?

Want to look one more time?

Huh? Hold on… huh? A dog, and Sumitani— no, no, no, no,

ちょっと...え?

ワンちゃんや住谷やいやいやいやテロップ出たおかしい思ったんよ

And a guy like this… in a dating show?

I came here all full of confidence,

おい!

初めてかもおぉ!

Is that allowed? What are you doing?

What are you doing? He… took it off— huh? Why? Huh? Huh? Huh? Why? A bag?

What are you doing? He… took it off— huh? Why? Huh? Huh? Huh? Why? A bag?

What are you doing? He… took it off— huh? Why? Huh? Huh? Huh? Why? A bag?

What are you doing? He… took it off— huh? Why? Huh? Huh? Huh? Why? A bag?

え?

え?

え?

なんで?

袋?