Matrix Parody: Neo, Gender Identity and Cancel Culture

Oh, I'm a model.

Wow, like, runway model?

Only pants model.

Hey, aren't you a little expensive?

The Matrix is a system, Neo.

Strike my only pants.

That system is full of degenerates.

When you're inside, you look around, what do you see?

Businessmen-

Ooh.

Teachers-

Ma'am!

Lawyers-

I identify as a woman!

Carpenters.

Woman, gender fluid!

The very minds of the people we are trying to save.

Those cops!

But until we do, these people are still a part of the woke system,

and that

makes them our enemy.

Trans woman!

You have to understand, most of these people

are not ready to pick up a

biology textbook.

Ah!

And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on their

pronouns, that they will fight to protect it.

Were you listening to me, Neo,

or were you looking at the dude in the red dress?

A dude?

Look again.

Cancel him!

Freeze it.

That, that wasn't a woman?

No.

It's another training program designed to teach you one thing:

if you are not one of us, you might marry one of them.

What are they?

Transformers.

They can move in and out of any gender, regardless of their

chromosomes.

That means that anyone coming out of the female bathroom is

potentially a ladyboy.

Inside the Matrix,

they can identify as anything,

but in reality it's just delusion.

We have survived by hiding from them, by running from them.

But they are at the Diddy parties. They are guarding all the doors

while they are

touching all the kids, which means that sooner or later, someone is going to

have to fight them.

Someone?

I won't lie to you, Neo. Every single man or woman who has stood

their ground,

everyone who has fought this agenda, got canceled.

But where they have failed, you will succeed.

Why?

I've seen an agent identify as a concrete wall.

Men have emptied entire clips at them and hit nothing but air.

Yet their strength and their speed are still based in a world that is built

on rules. Because of that, they will never be as strong

or as fast as you can be.

What are you trying to tell me?

That I can dodge lawsuits?

No, Neo.

If you identify as an innocent human being,

you won't have to.

I identify as an innocent human being.