Political Commentary on Netanyahu's Actions

So you did kind of promise a lot of people during your campaign that you

were going to arrest him if you got elected.

So there's probably going to be quite a few angry folks.

They might say things like you're just a bitch ass jihadi punk with no real

authority or call you names like Sharia shit stain or Zoran mom dick face.

But it is very important that you don't listen to them. Ignore them. Got it.

You're doing the best you can with what little power you actually have.

Let's do a take.

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal,

the architect of a horrific genocide against the Palestinian people.

He is responsible for the killing of more than 73 000 people,

for the maiming of tens of thousands of children

as those who survive undergo amputation without anesthesia. This is great.

Speak from the heart. Facts be damned.

Does not need to be true.

For the targeting of neonatal hospitals and maternity

care centers, denying newborns even the chance to live.

For the countless

people he starved as he blocked food and humanitarian aid from reaching them.

I'm going to put like ominous music under this.

It's going to be great.

For the gunning down of hundreds of aid workers and journalists.

And just last month, the UN confirmed that Palestinian children continue.

to be deliberately targeted and killed by Israeli armed forces. You're crushing it.

I almost believe that one, so...

As human beings, we have spent generations building a shared understanding that

there are crimes so grave they offend all of humanity. Kind of like your rep career.

Sorry, I had to. I had to.

It is clear that we do not have the independent legal authority

to enforce this warrant.

The federal government, however, does,

and I call on them to join the ICC and execute this warrant.

Really channel your inner Jabbar.

Just make your eyes horribly villainous. And I want to be equally clear.

Benjamin Netanyahu is not welcome in New York City,

nor is any other war criminal at large.

Okay, let's just hope no one tries to verify any of this.

While we cannot end the genocide on our own,

we can decide whether our silence will become another weapon,

and we can examine every tool we have.

Sounds a little bit like a call to violence, but let's go with it.

To defend the humanity and dignity of all people.

That is my commitment to you.

Okay, I am fully hard right now,

so I'm gonna go take care of this in the master bathroom.

Do not wait up for me.