Comedy Routine with Red Sox Theme

Go Sox!

Oh, yeah. Yes.

Yeah.

Go Sox.

I, I don't know what's going on, but...

I'm surprised.

Yeah. Yep.

Yep.

I, uh-

Yeah.

That's right. That's right. That's what I wanna hear.

You, the, uh, loser in the Red Sox cap, what is your name?

You know my name.

I have no idea what your name is, and honestly,

I don't care because it's time for

the ceremonial throwing out of the first Red Sox fan.

Security, please remove this mass hole from the

theater.

Wait a minute. Come on, wait a minute.

I'm not even trying to get on the show, I'm just here with family.

Security, if we could get... Wait, what family are you here with?

I'm here with your mom.

Come here, Joan.

All right.

All right. Thank you.

You're not here with my mother.

Wait, wait, I'm also... I, I'm here with your sister also. Come here,

Jill.

My mother and my sister?

That's right. That's right.

Get him out of here right now.

That's right.

Get him-

All right. Come on, guys. Come on, ladies.

No, w- don't, "Come on."

Come on.

Do not bring my mother and sister with you.

No, we don't... Listen, I'll tell you what.

You can keep me off the show, but you can't keep me out of your mom.

Come on, guys. Come on. Am I right? Am

I right? Let's go Sox!

Go Sox!

I'm so sorry about that earlier. All...

In this section, you should all probably get tested for

HPV.