Debate on Immigration and Cultural Identity

I want you to know that your country is falling. India is taking over.

Yeah, and we're, and I'm gonna stop that.

I'm gonna stop-

Do your best

... I'm gonna stop the invasion from a bunch

of-

Do your best. When he-- I'm gonna become a debater.

I'm gonna take his job.

I'm gonna debate everyone. It's gonna be great, and, uh-

I know. Now we're gonna have Indians debating

... call all of your friends

Oh my God. I wonder- They'll debate for pennies on the dollar,

you know?

Hey, you're a bad person. Fuck you.

No, I'm not.

Yeah, this is new India.

Sir, sir.

We are a new India.

Yeah.

Oh.

Hey, why do you two, why do you guys eat cow poop and cow pee?

Kamutra.

Is that cool? Do you do that? Do you eat cow poop?

Yeah. I eat a lot of cow poop.

Just a small amount.

A small-

Anything...

So I'm just saying, your culture, you guys eat cow poop, so-

We're... No, no, no, no

... so go, go with your grandparents and go eat some cow poop.

I want you to know, I want you to know that your country

is falling.

India is taking over.

Yeah, and we're, and I'm gonna stop that.

I'm gonna stop-

Do your best

... I'm gonna stop the invasion from a bunch

of-

Do your best, buddy

... brown poop eaters

Do your best.

Yeah, we're gonna... Kamutra?

Yeah.

Are you Hindu? Are you Hindu?

Yeah.

Oh, what is...

You, you don't think that's true? You don't think Hindus worship the cow

and drink

their pee-

It's so crazy

... and eat their poop?

It's just a fact, so go eat-

I just want you to know-

Go eat some cow poop-

I just want you to know-

... go drink cow pee or whatever you guys do

... that I'm not.

You're racist.

You're taking away Am- Americans' ability-

You just got so rage debated by a guy who-

I'm not rage debating you. I said you're invading my country.

You're so... I walked away, you walked in front of me.

'Cause I don't want you to invade my country. That's why I'm fighting against.

I'm gonna-

Too late.

Too late.

He said it.

We've got your country.

No, you have not got our country.

We're done. It's done.

We're gonna kick you guys out.

Hey-

So...