World Cup Team Eliminations Commentary

US is out. So your American dream is over. Next time, call it football, not soccer. OK?

Portugal, almost, but almost is not enough.

Mexico, enjoy your tacos. Amigos, adios.

Brazil, you're out. The samba continues in Brazil. See you next time.

Sweden, I told you, there is no new Zlatan. You're out.

Germany, it's over. Now you can drink sad beers.