Analysis of a Football Match Incident

I've never seen anything like that in my life.

I was like, "What is going on?" I was absolutely human.

When Portugal won the Euros, he's gone off injured early on the game.

It- because it's not about him, it's happening on the pitch,

he then becomes the

manager, and he's stood up, and he's jumping around, hobbling,

pretending he's

more hurt than he probably was. And he's, he, he, he's pushing the manager out the

way, and he's giving instructions, and s- honest, I've never seen anything like it.

And then when the, the final whistle goes, everyone runs onto the pitch or goes to

the goalscorer. He just stops and, like, sort of like, uh, falls on the floor,

very like... Is all... He, he, he can never...

It always has to be about him, and I understand who he is and the great

players and more often than not, it's always about them.

But there are times when it's not