Discussion on Women's Health and Research

No one told me like, "This is how you have your period."

Yeah, yeah.

This is what a tamp-

Mm-hmm.

Look, they didn't test tampons on human blood

until

2026.

Wasn't that... That's crazy.

They tested female hormones on men-

Mm-hmm

... because it was more consistent.

Mm-hmm.

We didn't do medical research on women OBGYN

really-

Mm-hmm

... until the 2000s.

Mm-hmm.

And now we don't wanna give women

care, OBGYN care-

Say it again

... and we wanna prosecute women for having a

miscarriage?

That's right.

What kind of arcane bullshit is this?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

If men-

It would be-

... got pregnant-

Mm-hmm

... you could get an abortion from a vending

machine.

Exa-

If there would be the birth Olympics, you know? They would, they...

Men would film themselves going into labor and

honoring their pain and, you know, it would be, there would be

trophies given, you know. Well done, dude.

Bob, you really, you know, you did that without an epidural.

Paternity leave- ... would be the, when you got the bonus.

There you go. Right.

Hey, what's that over there?

You win, win. Yeah. What are you... Craig, Craig.

What's that over there?

What? Stop.

Sharon, how did you end up in New York?

Um.

Craig's like, "I've had it with this conversation."

Squirrel.

Moving on, moving on. This is why we don't get help, you know.

They're like, "Well, I'm bored with this conversation.

Let's talk about sports."

Moving on.

I didn't, I didn't switch to sports.

Not yet.

Not yet. I was like-

Oh

... we were just getting started, weren't we, Sharon?

Uh-huh, mm-hmm.

That's right-

Mm-hmm

... ma'am.

Mm-hmm, mm-mm.