Humorous Take on Indian Identity

So I just found out that Indians are more indigenous to

Palestine than Palestinians.

So two hundred and fifty Indians just landed in occupied

Palestine

because apparently they have some kind of, uh, connection, uh,

to some ancient tribe of,

you know.

Now I know what you guys are thinking.

You're like, "How can people from India who have never

been to Palestine be

indigenous to that place?" Well, uh, I have to tell

you, we Indians put the Indi in

indigenous.

We are indigenous to wherever we want to be from,

especially if you give us a free house.

Right now, there must be people in India who must be

looking at this and going

like, "We can just move and get a free house?

Hmm.

I, I, I, I feel like I have a connection to

that ancient tribe of,

what is it called again?"

Yeah. Uh, yeah, yeah. I think I'm, I'm

gonna go and make my--

I'm gonna make up my family tree now.

I-I'm gonna find my family tree now.

Oh, I, I think I have some old documents

that my grandfather gave me.

You know, Hey, printer on karna.

It's gonna look like it's freshly printed, but that's just because...

Nothing good can come from inviting Indians into your-- I don't mean it

in any negative way. It's just that there are so many of us, one point

five to two billion. Who the fuck knows how many there are now?

You open the door to have some fresh air, a hundred million will just

sneak in. Just ask the British. They felt guilty

for two seconds. They opened the door, and the next thing you know,

everybody was eating chicken tikka masala