Humorous Conversation at a Funeral

Tell me what you want.

How can I help?

Well, to be honest...

I need a little bit of cocaine.

You got cocaine?

Whoa.

I guess I can get you a little bit...

Good. Go get it.

Like, right now??

Right now, please.

Dude, we're at a funeral.

Go get some coffee.

You look like shit.

Ok, I get coffee.

But you get me little bit of cocaine?

Yeah.

I get you little bit of cocaine.

You're a mensch.

You're actually taller than I imagined.

I seriously thought you were a midget.

I wear special boots.