Men Pay to Win Arguments and Hear Words of Appreciation

Hey, how much to let me win an argument?

100.

Get in.

For $50 more, I won't tell you how to drive.

Great.

Every year I have to go to your family's house for the holidays.

I want to spend the holidays in my house for a change.

Is that so much to ask?

You're right, baby. I'm sorry.

Wow, you're good.

What's your Venmo?

How much to tell me you're proud of me?

Proud? 100 bucks.

100 bucks? That's cheap.

I'm proud of you.

Really?

Yeah.

God bless you. I love you. Thank you.

How much to let me go out with my friends?

Oh, it depends on where you're trying to go.

Bachelor party.

$500 to let you win that argument.

I've been to four of your friends' weddings, two baby showers, and you're not going to let me go to this bachelor party?

Okay, baby, I trust you.

You need to give me a little resistance.

Like my wife wouldn't just give in that easily.

I got it. I got it.

Alright, so can I go?

So you think hiring dancers for a bachelor party is the same thing as you coming to my friend's wedding?

It's just live entertainment.

Are you that dumb?

When have I ever broken your trust?

I guess if you promise, you'll behave.

Go.

Go.

Oh, my God.

Wow, you're good.

I know.

How much to tell me you appreciate the sacrifices I make for the family?

$500.

Last month it was $100.

Yeah, well, inflation. You want the damn appreciation or not?

Yes, yes, yes.

Stop wasting my damn time.

Hurry it up! My wife thinks I'm getting toilet paper!

Yeah, so does mine! You're not special!

That's what she says!

I appreciate all the sacrifices you make for your family.

Oh, God, thank you! Thank you!

How much to not tell me how to drive?

$100 around the block.