Late Night Phone Call Drama

What the fuck?

Hello?

Hi. Who's this?

Um,

who is this? This is Pizza Hut calling my husband at

three

o'clock in the morning.

Your husband? I'm Ava. I'm Mike's

girlfriend.

You're my hu- girlfriend? That's impossible.

I'm-- You're calling my husband Rob's phone

right

now. It's three o'clock in the fucking morning.

His children are sleeping.

Like, what the fuck do you mean?

Where did you-

I don't know who the fu-- I don't know if this is a prank or something, but

I'm Rob's girlfriend, so I don't know who the fuck you are

and why you even

have his phone.

What do you mean, you're Rob's girlfriend? Where did you meet my husband?

I met him on Bumble. I met... Like, the dating app.

On a dating app.

Yeah.

You're telling me you met my husband on a dating...

I mean, how long have you been dating?

Well, I didn't even know he was fucking married, like-

Yeah, he's married

... but we've been together for a year, and this is, this is the first I'm hearing

about this.

A year?

Yes.

What the fuck? That's exactly when he said that he started

working out of town.

Are you the person that he's been going on all these, quote,

unquote, "business

trips" with?

I mean, he does spend a lot of money on our trips

and vacations.

What the fuck?

So I might... So-

Oh, hell no. I, I, I gotta wake this motherfucker up right

now