Controversial Speech on Sharia Law

Salam Alaikum. My name is Mahdi Rostamizadeh Durka Durka Mohammad Hezbollah Nejad Hamas.

And today, I am here to speak in favor of the mosque,

because we need the mosque as a first step

to add a new board to the McKinney boards and commissions.

And the new board will be the Sharia board.

[Crowd booing]

Hold on, hold on. You haven't seen... you have not even...

But, do I get to reclaim my time, or do they... will they boo me?

Okay. So, the Sharia board will have new implemented Sharia law rules to the mosque.

So, number one, we will have dress code. So, all women

that are overweight and obese will have to wear burka.

Get your...

10,000 steps a day, low carbs. You can figure it out.

Number two, number two... It also applies to the men.

All men who are balding will have to wear turbans.

Hold on. Okay, I'm good. So, yes, that rule will stand.

And once we have implemented that, we will change the United States Constitution

with this mosque.

We... The first order we will do...

We will... we will first...

We will first add to the United States Constitution,

we will ban alcohol.

And we're going to add it right here.

Wait a minute. Wait, what's this?

Hold on. 18th Amendment? What is this? 'Transportation of intoxicating liquors...'

'...thereof for export is prohibited'?

Wait, you guys already banned the alcohol already?

Okay, that's okay. Wait, it was... it was repealed?