Critique of Hillary Clinton's Political Career

Nah.

Hillary is so

corrupt-

Boo

... she got kicked off

the Watergate Commission.

Boo.

How

corrupt do you have to be

to get kicked off the Watergate Commission? Pretty corrupt.

Hillary is, and has been, in politics

since the '70s.

What's her pitch?

The economy is busted.

The government's corrupt.

Washington is failing.

Vote for me.

I've been working on these problems for 30 years.

I can fix it, she says.

I wasn't really sure

if Hillary was going to be here tonight

because I guess you didn't send her

invitation by email.

Or maybe you did, and she just found out about it

through the wonder of WikiLeaks.

We've learned so much from WikiLeaks.

For example,

Hillary believes that it's vital to deceive

the people

by having one public policy-

Boo

... and a totally different policy in private.

That's okay. I don't know who they're angry at.

Hillary, you're all right.

Boo.

For example,

here she is tonight

in public

pretending not to hate Catholics.

Boo.

Now, if some of you haven't noticed,

Hillary isn't laughing as much as the rest of us.

That's because she knows the jokes,

and

all of the jokes

were given to her in advance of the dinner by Donna

Brazile.

Boo.

Which is,

everyone knows, of course,

Hillary's belief that it takes a village,

which only makes sense, after all, in places

like Haiti, where she's taken a number of them.

Boo.