Nuclear War Satire and a Fluoride Water Filter Ad

A lot of people out there just don't understand military issues.

And so the patriotic thing to do is just support the war.

So I support the reinstatement of the draft for men and women,

and I support Europe bringing the draft back, which they're doing, and I support

having a full war with Russia that goes nuclear and one with Iran.

And I think it's just time to be patriotic and time to have a new world war

that goes nuclear,

and that will fix all the transgenderism, the drag queen story times,

and all the Satanism, and maybe that is what needs to happen,

because they say that the gods first make mad those they would destroy.

And so, I'm starting to come around to the thought of Netanyahu

and Ben Gavir that who cares if the whole world's nuked, including Israel,

as long as Israel can re emerge out of bunkers,

whoever's left in 50 years, 100 years,

and take over the Middle East when everybody's dead,

and then we can re emerge, you know, our elites out of their bunkers too,

which they have a plan for,

that that's a great reset for the world and a depopulation

thing. I mean, who can deny that people are bad for the Earth?

So, just nuclear winter and fallout is a good thing.

And also, radiation is put down a lot, but they admit a lot of the interesting

mutations that have happened, not just in humans, but other life forms,

has come from radiation.

So, we can accelerate our evolution.

A lot of people have five or six eyes and three

arms and four legs and stuff like that for a few thousand years,

but out of that could come some really cool mutations.

So I want to say this now,

I am ready to take the money from Israel.

I would like a 20 million,

like you offered the Trump's head of social media, who they're now trying to fire.

He told Tucker about it three weeks ago,

that he was traitorous. He's an American citizen.

He should have taken money from a foreign power, 20 million. I will take it and I

will support a

nuclear war and a greater Israel and the total death of billions of people.

I now support it.

That's called satire, folks,

before people take the clip out and say I've,

I mean, you illustrate absurdity by being absurd.

I don't think anybody seriously

could think I was being serious right there. Uh, but that is, that is where we are.

Hi folks, Doc Biggly here,

and today we're going to get to know our H2O.

Billy, what kind of water do you drink? White tap water, of course.

Ma says it keeps my teeth sparkly white.

I'm sorry to say it,

Billy, but your mother is either plain ignorant, or worse, a communist.

Let me explain.

Tap water used to be safe to drink, but communist subversives in

our government introduced fluoride into our

nation's tap under the guise of dental health, when in reality,

fluoride lowers your I Q., calcifies your pineal gland, and makes you susceptible to

anti capitalist mind viruses.

So you're telling me I'm a sap if I drink tap? Yes, you are, Billy. Yes, you are.

But don't despair.

We've found a solution. Follow me.

I'd like to tell you a tale of two frogs.

Frog number one has only ever drank unfiltered tap water, chock full of fluoride.

Observe him listening to satanic music, abusing substances, and engaging in other

perversions. Look, Doc! They're trying to play leap frog.

They're pretty bad at it, though. Avert your eyes, Billy.

Let's continue.

Meanwhile, frog number two has only ever drank water that has been filtered for

fluoride and other impurities.

What a happy frog family.

Spill the secret, Doc.

How do you get rid of the communist poisons?

With the new water filter system from the alexjonesstore com.

Say, Doc, may I have a glass? Why, certainly.

Well, that's just swell. No water in the water filter.

Listen, I'm not mad at the crew, but I asked for real water in here 30

minutes ago and never got it. Crew's in trouble again.